Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Learn Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's rich ."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm rich."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm rich."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're rich."
That's Brand Recognition

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me." She then slaps you.
That's Customer Feedback

You see a gorgeous girl at a party and before you say "I’m rich", you wife arrives.
That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.

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